Sophie turns and looks at Derek.
"Don't be a dickhead, you've about as much chance to slip that lot on Jays bill, as I have growing a *****.
Now cough up the creds, or I'll be suggesting to him that you get a little ban from this establishment."
"Izaak, hope you'll be able to walk after that lot, the cleaners take awful exception to people littering their
area when they are trying to work first thing in the morning. I have heard some terrible stories about parts
of people's anatomy, and a tube of cyano-acrylate. Go look it up."
"Now if there is nothing else, I have some work and a bar to attend to." ...
Some say he is a proud member of: "The most paranoid group of people in the Community."