To: Leaders of the Molly Republic

[The Joker]

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[font=Trebuchet Ms]Hm. Two surprises for the J-man in one day. Both unexpected this time. [color=#33CC00]First those commie bastards tricked us and now... Molly-boys came to save the day. Really nice. I gotta say right now; I agree with everything here but I have one lil' problem - sometimes it's so hard for me to understand what you are saying, ha-ha, ha-ha. That was a joke of course.

I'll get to your list of requirements as soon as I get my fleet running. My Asylum is capable of servicing our vessels but it can't repair that many of them in such a short period of time. That's why I'll dock some of them and get it to your Foyle Shipyard as soon as possible. That should speed things up.

Barrier is heavily damaged. Reds even destroyed our bar where I wanted to host my show. Sadly, 70% of our long-legged hotties died in that assault as well while waiting for us to return from a battle in order to... greet us. It seems that commies don't dig on hot chicks. Those all-for-the-party boys even killed three of my lovely dogs when they crippled my lovely tridente. That's what made me even more sad. I made my first mistake but...

They. Will. Pay. For. It. Soon.

We'll restrain ourselves from using Molly bases for now. We don't want any room left for incidents that could spoil this opportunity for our alliance. And that alliance will happen soon. And we shall rule, rule together!

Muha-haha, ha, ha, haha, ha-hehe, ha-he, ha-ha.

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