The Alcatraz depot lounge and pub

[Petitioner]

A young man in a research coat walked in, with a beautiful young girl on his arm in a Corsair uniform. They went up to the bar. "Two of whatever's cheapest," said the man. "O' course, sir," said the bartender, sliding two glasses filled with disgusting brown stuff across the bar. The man smiled at the woman, passed her a drink. They raised their glasses. "Cheers," they said together, and guzzled them down, both with a horrified expression on their face. The girl turned to the bartender and said "What the hell was that, man?" "Dunno, but it's been under the counter, uncorked, for a couple-ah years an' I thought I'd see if it was drinkable. No charge for that one, eh?"

The man got up and went off to socialize with a few people, while the girl continued to look repulsed and scratched at her tongue. "Well, this certainly has been a trip, she said.

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