Greetings to the stalwart Mollys!
As you well know, the forces of indiscriminate tyranny are ever encroaching on our very doorstep, as recent events demonstrate.
Therefore, in light of the history of amicable relations between our factions, The Lane Hackers have a favor to request from the Mollys.
We are not so impertinent as to fail to offer even more in return, however. Before we make a request, we shall first fulfill a request from the Mollys as a token of our goodwill and friendship.
Our mission specialists stand by to construct an operation best suited to acquiring what may be of value to you. Do you need intel on Gaian perfume imports? BAF romantic liaisons with the cannibals? BPA's drunken inability to dock with trade lanes before the fifth attempt?
We await your request.
...encryption.in.progress...hack.terminated...
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Nefarious Plots, Shrewd Schemes, Infamous Cabals, Canny Conspiracies, Devious Ruses, Machiavellian Machinations, Insidious Subterfuges, & Wily Stratagems
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