.:j:. JUNKER CONGRESS MESSAGE DUMP

[oshimon]

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Well, that was interesting to say the least.......

Just got off the coms for the final time with .:j:.Monkey.mover.Owen and the conversation went something like this :

"Jumping into Tau-29 now, chat later......."
"Back again, think I'll pay a visit to Freeport 6 whilst I'm in the 'hood.... What the [*static*]!!!! Where the blazes did that [*static*] Ricer destroyer come from??!! Holy [*static*] shield gone, half the sodding hull knackered, Freeport 6, HURRY UP AND LET ME DOCK 'YA [*static*]....."

Over a couple of swift single malts at the bar whilst the 'can' was being patched up the decision was made to make a run for the Tau-23 jump hole.

Apparently everything was plane sailing from then on right up to the Tau-23 to Kyushu jump........
The next I heard was -

"O.K. pops, just jumped into Kyushu and bending up and behind the planet to reach the Hokkaido Jump ho - Oh [*static*] you must be [*static*] joking me??!! For [*static*] sake you GC morons - I'M FULL OF CARGO FOR YOU!! Why the hell are you ATTACKING ME??!!"

Next I heard was from Cali base, back in '23 -

"Stuff this for a game of soldiers Pa, I've just spent a sodding fortune greasing palms to gain access to that dump of a place Ainu, if one more [*static*] thing goes wrong the toys will be well out of the pram and no mistake! The guys at Ainu are going to get a good kicking in the fork from me and no mistake after all of this".

After explaining just who the "guys" will be he calmed down a bit but insisted that as compensation the GC 'guys' do his laundry - especially the underwear from this trip.......

Next I heard he was at Ainu, enjoying sushi marinated in saki and a couple of the 'guys' trying their damnedest to lower his blood pressure..........

I think he may be there for some time...............

Ahh - the files,





And the updated list -

Basic Alloy: <strike>7,500u</strike> 5,200u
Super Alloy: 5,000u
Bio-Neural Processors: 500u
<strike>Engine Components: 4,500u</strike>
Gold: 3,000u
<strike>High-Temperature Alloys: 2,000u</strike>
MOX: 3,000u
<strike>Nuclear Devices: 100u</strike>
Optical Chips: 1,000u
Polymers: 2,500u
<strike>Robotic Components: 2,000u</strike>
Ship Hull Panels: 3,500u
Superconductors: 3,000u



On behalf of all the Owen Clan.

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