I was the guy with tattoos on my face, and black jacket that you demanded that I hand over, shortly after you pulled the knife on me and my mate Needles, threatening our lives.
You also asked for Needles wallet and watch. I can only hope that you somehow come across this rather important message.
First, I'd like to apologize for your embarrassment; I didn't expect you to actually crap in your pants when I drew my pistol after you took my jacket..
The evening was not that cold, and I was wearing the jacket for a reason.. Needles had just bought me that Kimber Model 1911 .45 ACP pistol for my birthday, and we had picked up a shoulder holster for it that very evening.
Obviously you agree that it is a very intimidating weapon when pointed at your head .. isn't it?!
I know it probably wasn't fun walking back to your Nephthys with that brown sludge in your pants.
I'm sure it was even worse walking bare-footed since I made you leave your shoes, mobile phone, and wallet with me.
[That prevented you from calling or running to your worm buddies to come help mug us again].
After I called your mother or "Momma" as you had her listed in your cell, I explained the entire episode of what you'd done.
Then I went and loaded up my Mako as well as four other Mako's in the dry dock full of new weapons and armour cau 8, -- on your credit card.
One guy with a brand new Mako was extreamly gratefull!
I gave your shoes to a homeless guy outside The Monkey Bar on Kappa, along with all the cash in your wallet. [That made his day!]
I then threw your wallet into the big Jinksu" that was parked at Fp 11 ... after I motar scarred the Hull and missiled the pods underneath.
Later, I called a bunch of phone sex numbers from your cell phone.
Toledo TaTa's just now shut down the line, although I only used the phone for a little over a day now, so what 's going on with that?
Earlier, I managed to get in two threatening phone calls to the Liberty Navys's office , while mentioning David Hale as my possible target.
The Navy guy seemed really intense and we had a nice long chat (I guess while he traced your number etc.).
In a way, perhaps I should apologize for not killing you ... but I feel this type of retribution is a far more appropriate punishment for your threatened crime.
I wish you well as you try to sort through some of these rather immediate pressing issues, and can only hope that you have the opportunity to reflect upon, and perhaps reconsider, the career path you've chosen to pursue in life.
Remember, next time you might not be so lucky.Have a good day!
Thoughtfully yours,
Mimic.
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