From: Waverly, TAZ
To: (All those poofy titles) Verginix
What???
You deny using subterfuge, when the KNF action report clearly states that your fat tub of a vessel supposedly was there to ask "Questions" of the Ambassador?? My Goddess, man, you are a foul prevaricator of the worst sort!
Continue these bald face lies, and you shall receive a well-deserved Pie in your face, courtesy Laughing Goddess Bakeries, LLC.
Threaten a citizen of Canaria or a relative of a TAZer again with abduction or bodily harm, sir, and bugger our neutrality as Zoners. We will come spank you bloody!
Talk with your "prophet". Perhaps he can divine the exact spot where all your brains leaked out!
With abject contempt,
Reggie
(Apologies, KNF, I will not sully your personal frequencies again. Rest assured that whenever Madam deLuna is in residence, the TAZ will be on the lookout for foul smells. R.W.)