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ID: Raymond Amsel "Schwarzvogel"

While on patrol with zhe rest of the Hessian Army, we met some foolish Corsair cannibals. They outnumbered us by a couple of ships, und that gave them courage. The cannibals dared to attack us. Looks like zhey forgot that Hessian pilots are far superior to them...
That was the last mistake the foolish Corsairs made. After a few minutes the first ships fell, they were no match for us. Soon they felt fear, some of them even ran away. One pilot was on my back the whole time, shooting me. He was very persisstant, und das result of his persisstance was his ship being destroyed.
Foolish cannibal...



Ich beleive that zhey will not repeat the mistake of underestimating us again.
Fur das Volkrevolution!!!

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[17:23:05] Mini Me: pls
[17:23:06] Mini Me: gtfo