Inari Shrine Political Action Committee

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Source: Satomi-no-Kitsune

Location: Mobile Shrine of Inari Okami, New Tokyo System

Subject: Unfair Declaration of Criminal Acts

A Conspiracy!

It has come to our attention that someone has declared the Shrine a criminal in the Kusari Criminal Database!
Obviously, this is not only a travesty against the ancient cultural heritage of Kusari, but violates common sense and decency!
How could a shrine be made illegal, especially one with an ancient history as Inari Shrine, which is so ancient as to predate the exodus to Sirius itself!

Since this is such a serious issue we've decided to form an official Inari Shrine Political Action Committee to get to the bottom of this and expose corruption amongst parties (most likely Tanukis or Rogue Kempeitai Assassins) who have an agenda against the shrine.

We ask the faithful benefactors of the shrine and our lawyers to stand by us throughout this investigation and help clear this sillyness up so the Shrine can resume it's rightful place as a beacon of culture and spiritualism amongst Kusari today!

We wish for the Kusari State Police to present the charges against the Inari Shrine and proof of any wrong doing for our legal team to review, Kon~

End Transmission! Kon~

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