Bretonian Armed Forces Recruitment Centre (iRP)

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A somewhat ragged looking man barged into the doors of the recruitment center screaming "I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE" at the top of his lungs. Amongst his less-than-coherent mumblings, the startled hopefuls caught a few words about "desk jobs", "bureaucratic nightmares", "reading too many identical patrol reports", and something about a dream where he was convinced he was King Arthur. Once a few of the braver hopefuls had calmed the man down, they guided him to the main desk, ahead of the line- nobody objected to letting him pass.

"Sorry about that... I don't have any excuse for that outburst there. Please accept my humblest apologies. Reading and filing all of the deeds of our military rather makes you want to shoot something... and rather than exploding from stress, I'd rather continue to serve. Form 38-B is the one you want, most of the other information is already in the database from my desk job- it'll be the first thing to come up when you put in 'Daniel Haynes'.

Opening File for Daniel Haynes... access code ******** accepted. File marked as accessed by Recruitment Center. Processing cleared information...

• Name: Daniel Arthur Haynes
  
• Gender: Male
  
• Born: Planet Leeds, 791 A.S.
  
• Age: 27
  
• Nationality: Bretonian
  
• Vision: 23/20
  
• Height: 180 cm
  
• Weight: 59 kg
  
• Entered into Military Database: 811 A.S., internship program with BMM School of Business on Leeds
  
• Entered into Service: 813 A.S., associate secretary
  
• Change of Assignment: 816 A.S., appointed personal secretary to Home Secretary Lord Anthony Grenville
  
• Listed Combat Experience: None
  
• Listed Criminal Record: None
  
• Existing Medical Conditions: Under medication to suppress insomnia and nightmares
  
• ADDITIONAL INFORMATION CLASSIFIED UNDER NATIONAL SECURITY ACT OF 802. If you have clearance for this information and need to access it, contact MI5's Bureau of Information Disclosure. If you do not know if you have clearance for this information, contact the Information Control Center.
  

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