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[Politus]

Jacob Chidington here. I noticed you misspelled my name.

I thought I'd get my story clear, before lies and defamation took place. Scoundrel. I never refused to adhere to any blasted requirements, you excommunicated me before they were in place. I told you, I'd make more reports if you just asked with a modicum of decency and politeness. Instead you threw a fit. You railed against me, accused me of not caring about TAZ, a bold-faced LIE. The only thing I don't care about is the "embarrassment" you wished to spare me, because I am in the right.

With Eris as my witness, may I be sold in the land of Thud as a precious Mao button should I be wrong, I do proclaim my innocence of your accusations. I derelict no duty. I follow the Pentabarf. Everything that is required of me, I do. I do not talk in this announcement center usually, because I have nothing to say, but now because I have something to say, I talk. It makes sense that way.

If you wish that I make reports, then I will. As my first and final report, I do proclaim my unjust excommunication, which you made in a haze of self-righteous anger fueled by your own foolishness and pride. You refused to see how reasonable I was in not talking, in not filling up this announcement center with useless chatter. YOU refused to be sympathetic, with your view unilateral. I refused nothing. I told you, in bold, plain words, that I would talk if you asked it of me, but that I did not believe in talking without speaking. I told you, in bold, plain words, that if it was required of me, I would, but I had to make you know my opinions. It was you, not I, who overreacted.

All you had to do was ask without any condescension, arrogance, or contempt. I told you that I would obey, but that I did not believe in what you required. You would require no dissenting opinion of mine as well as my obeisance of your requirements?

Let Eris judge me herself, for you obviously are unfit to do so.
Jacob Chidington.

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"Things will not calm down, Daniel Jackson. They will, in fact, calm up."