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[Malaclypse 666]

INCOMING TRANSMISSION
COMM ID: Lt. Marcus Garvey
LOCATION: Zhukovsky Station, Omega-52
TARGET ID: TAZ commodity management, CC: Coalition High Command

to deh TAZ bruddahs and sistahs.
mi's been an dun der full 50k shippin's o mi coalition bruddahs H-fuel yu TAZ zona bunch been wantin.
ferteen trips cross to Gran Canary it tek mi!

Mal to Garvey:
Cc: Ambassador Holliday
Cc: Omega 52 Customs

Good Goddess, man! Was this some kind of Penance or cruel Initiation? Get some sleep!

I should probably note that the TAZ actually have only limited properties and assets on Gran Canaria.

We have the Veranda/Uli Rouge/Crater Lake Complex, mostly a huge plantation and dolphin preserve;

We have Sophie's Canaria Cafe and Bakery in Port Canaria;

And then Doc Holliday has an Estate and Ranch down the road from the Waverlys.

It would take the TAZ a lifetime to consume that much H-fuel, sir; but we'll pass it along to the other Zoner Alliance members for their use as well, If you don't mind.

As to the Coalition's "reciprocal" needs, I'm only aware of about 10,000 refugees shipped to Zhukovsky so far; and we're still considering what kind of a bind transporting Gaian Wildlife to you would put us in.

Even though the current leader of the [NLH] used to work for Waverly LLC, I doubt Shamus would look kindly on even his old friends smuggling Gaian flora and fauna out of Edinburgh.

I have however heard a rumor that some of your folk on Zvezdny Gorodok are fond of some other "green leafy substances".. Perhaps we could help you out in that regard instead?

Just a thought..

23's,
Mal

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