NPC rumors - submit your own

[hribek]

Hello. If you ever had an idea that you think could be told as a rumor by an NPC character on space stations or planets, write it up and send it to me via PM.

Right now I'm looking for rumors for the following faction:

Lane Hackers

General guidelines:

1. text shouldn't be too long, rumors aren't news
   
2. try to use rich vocabulary and check your spelling to save our time and boost inclusion chance
   
3. the rumor should not contain any server-specific information such as character names or player faction names
   
4. you get extra points for humor
   
5. I think it's better to send them to me privately and not post them here because it's better if it's a surprise
   
6. feel free to ask about anything related in this thread
   

The best high-quality stuff might make it into the mod after being checked by the infocard team.

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