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Comm. ID: H. Zinn
Transmit to: Open channel

Uh, hello all. I figured I'd share my latest DSF (deep space findings, you playful laymen).
We discovered the following information floating in the Taus... on some very old looking scrap. Scans are innacurate, but prove to be from at least a thousand years old. Perhaps those Colonial fops have something to do with it.
Anyway, here's what we translated... have a look:

AND YES, WE HAVE COLD WAR KINGS!
Here's the rules... give 'em a read

Cold War Kings:

A - Space Race - Flip cup between both sides. Losers feel shame.

K - The Social(ism) - From each man according to his thirst, to each man according to his beer. (Drink however much you'd like)

Q - Containment - Nobody can talk to you until the next Q is drawn; if someone does talk to you, nobody can talk to them, either.

J - M.A.D. - Whenever you drink, someone you pick from the other side also drinks (and vice-versa). Lasts until the next J.

10 - Dictatorships - Make a rule!

9 - Collectivization - Everyone takes the same quick sip.

8 - Cuban Missile Crisis - Staring contest between you and someone you pick on the other side. Losing SIDE drinks.

7 - Duck and cover - Last person to duck and cover drinks like it's the end of the world.

6 - Spy tricks - For the rest of the game, you are now on the other side (you defect!).

5 - The Five Beers' Plan - Depends on who picks the card. Americans have to drink for 5 seconds, Reds get to distribute 5 seconds' worth of drinking to others.

4 - Proxy War - The person who picks the card chooses one person on each side to rock-paper-scissors (best of 3). The losing SIDE drinks.

3 - FBI - All Reds drink.

2 - KGB -All Americans drink.

Quite insane, really. Perhaps some sort of pagan religious rite?

Really consult your Pineal glands, friends... and let us know if you've found something deep within! As always, I'll spread my odd findings with the superpals as we find them.

After all, you live and learn. Or you don't live long.

I'll return to Baffin soon, and all other factors permitting, will throw a "housewarming" party of sorts.

XXIII,
Zinn & Co.

~Transmission Blasted!~

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::The Pennsylvania Liberation Force