Liberty Police, Inc. Reporting Office

[Talbott]

Officer: Frank Austin
Location: Fort Bush Infirmary
Subject: That [Auto-Redacted due to profanity] useless Navy!

This'll be a short one, I'm in the Fort Bush infirmary healing up the cut I got when I intercepted my custom rifle-rack on my way out the canopy.

Officer accompanied Bounty Hunter "Fran" to sector D-3, where we encountered and intercepted an Outcast Falcata designated The_Evader. He agreed to be taken into custody but was only stalling. A Rogue gunboat designated the Black.Pearl emerged from the Rochester field and approached, demanding I release the criminals incarcerated in my hold.

I... told him where to stick it, and the shooting started.



Hunter "Fran" went through the Falcata like a buzzsaw while I was dodging Liberator-sized missiles from the cursed gunboat. I got lucky and managed the killshot, but if that Hunter lived he earned every credit of the bounty.

We got some assistance from the Liberty Navy, in the form of an Avenger with surplus guns and a shiny new siege cruiser who couldn't be bothered. What a worthless captain, if I meet that guy in a bar somewhere I dunno what I'll do.



And then I took a missile up the tailpipe. Yep, wrecked my custom exhaust and everything. Dang useless librul Navy careerist pukes.



Oh, if you get a message from any bounty hunter other than Fran askin' for cash, tell them to shove it. They don't get paid if I get shot down!

I may have insulted some Zoner missionary, too. Can't be sure, I've got an incredible headache where the canopy antlers bounced off my helmet.

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The Austin Clan: George Austin, GMG Paramilitary Ensign; Frank Austin, LPI Recruit Officer