Rick silently entered the bar. He sat in the corner, looking thoughtfully. He even forgot to order his drink so the Bartender came over, and smiled at him.
Rick looked up and said: "Hey, old chap, what are you smiling at?"
Bartender, replied: "Ah, thats just something Stuart told me..."
Rick: "Oh that, you can't trust everything he says. He always tends to exaggerate".
Bartender kept smiling: "Yes, of course, of course... What can I get you Rick?".
Rick: "A pint of beer, as usually. Thanks." And Rick just sat there, savouring his favourite beer inspecting every newcomer with his eyes...