TAZ Message Dump

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++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Howdy friends! I hope things are going well for you my good popes, and popettes.
I was quite busy lately, 'cause ya see, *obviously lying* some friend gave me Gallic wine. And since i never drink alcohol, i had to distribute it to the poor people of Sirius. Because i'm a nice guy and all! It's a nice week we had!

*You can hear Saaz's voice in the background : * You forced us to stay in that horrible Shinjuku station, while you were locked up in your cabin, drinking almost all the wine you paid 300mil. Then you ended up in coma and we had to lockpick the door to help you. 'twas a nice week for sure.

Shhh Saaz, you pathological liar. *You can hear Gaby pooring some wine in a glass.*
Anyhow, today we did spread the sacred Chao'! And we chewed bubble gum too.
We moved to Minor to help the Order, and since the squids are so active nowadays, i asked to Christian Burton, a pilot of the Consortium to escort us.
A fine pilot, but not as cool as Johann and his Reinland ale eh?

When we joined Battleship Isis, we noticed those Order pilots were quite busy. Lots of cabbages everywhere theses days.

Now, i would like to welcome our new popes.
*Obviously lying : * Also, it seems no one told you about that little trial you had to complete in order to become true popes.
*Gabriel clear his throat* Ya see my fine acolytes, in order to become members of the Erisian church, you have to bring me Gallic wine. Five bottles per acolytes should be enough.
Failure to provide the wine quickly may result in terrible consequences, such as ninja haircut when you sleep in our temple, or firecrackers in every toilet you would like to sit on.

I'm unstoppable, i'm invincible! *You can hear sadic laugh*

*You hear Saaz's voice in the background : * Right.... the cap'tain is drunk again. What a surprise.

Now sir Rainus Saucisson, i must say i was really happy when i received your communication. Ages we didn't meet! I was afraid something bad happened to you. Something bad implying sausages.
How's Bannon? Still hanging in every bar he can find i bet. Tell him he owe me plenty of drinks!

Consult your pineals, my friends and see the light!

++ Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times ++
++ End of transmission ++

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