I never had the pleasure to get slapped by a woman so I don't have much experience about that....maybe I will ask you about how it feels when getting slapped cause of stupid statements about body parts and so on.
To make irony work, you have to give it a setting or at least allude to the part of my message you are referring to, else the irony concept is lost in translation. Anyway, yea I've said many stupid things in the past. I think that's called 'Growing Up', could be wrong of course.