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++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Hello my fine popes.
I'm sorry i didn't contact you for some time, but i was busy doing important things like <strike>drinking gallic wine until i collapse</strike> ya know, saving the world, spreading Chao' and chewing bubble gum.

Today as i was entering in Omega 49, a senor from Benitez family hailed me and asked me when i hauled food to Crete lately.

Benitez_Logistix: hold it
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Hola senor. Aye? What do you require senor?
Benitez_Logistix: when did you pass Crete with food Senor? Don't let me delay you doing it again, ok?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Uh? that's a good question. I can't even remember what i did yesterday. Eh. i will propose you this senor
Benitez_Logistix: Then I will see you there soon, ok?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I finish my run now
Benitez_Logistix: You are free to go Taz
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: And i go haul some food with you. What do you think about it uh?
Benitez_Logistix: I thank you for it
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Well follow me if you wish then senor
Benitez_Logistix: and if any fool from the empire waylays you, tell them I sent you
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Aye
Benitez_Logistix: I will, when you come back this way

Since the boy was well mannered and looked to be in deep need of supplies i decided to help a bit. Yes i'm a nice person. And i smell nice too.

So thar. We went to Crete and i delivered the hydroponic sausages to those senores, and they were happy and all.

But then suddenly :

[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I will just check what beverages you have thar and maybe take all your stock that's it *laughs*. Oh that bartender still sell that silly ale. No offense senores, but you should really tell him to get better beverages uh?
Benitez_Logistix: You ought to try the Benitez bar. Ronaldos place. Be prosperous captain
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Aye. Could you say your conpadre to not try to sell me that terrible ale he gives to tourists *laughs*

Dat is unacceptable. unacceptablar!
We really need to do something about it friends, don't we?
Maybe set up a convoy to provide some good booze to the fellas uh?

That is all popes.

++ As the Euclideans would have it, irrationality is the square root of all evil ++
++ End of transmission ++

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