Synth foods Employee Handbook

[Elsdragon]

Author : Synth foods, head of Pointless Material

You Lot best be readin' this, ayt Just mite save yer life!



MINES

You drop em out the butt end of the ship, they go boom. Simple, right?

[color=#FF0000]WRONG


You drop em any time, And ya just might hit yarself!
The types are three main ones.


NUCLEAR


Ya take a big explody bomb, and put it on a large traking Orb.
It goes explody, and rips your armor up with X rays! If you dun have enough armoring, you explody!
Its very slow, But It can simply kill in one bomb!

LOOKS LIKE: Red little orby thingie
BLAST: Hexagonal, Redish
Damage: Immediatly fatal, Like Caesar Fatal. yer fighter May serveive, but you just got the damage bill!

RIPPER
Take some plasma Explosives, and wrap it in barbed wire, and ive it a big engine.
Thats a cutter.
GIve that A cruise missle aiming, And 42 layers of FUbarite Plating Shrapnel
THats a Ripper.
if One oh these Hits ya, it Sting like hell, but you might survive. Of course, we wont pay the Repair bill.
Its in the contract.

LOOKSLIKE: A nuke mine
BLAST: Firey.
DAMAGE: ouchie

SCREAMER.
THis is what ya get, when you put a fusion EMP bomp In a Ripper casing. It hit, your shield ded.
Or your plant ded. Or both.
LOOKSLIKE: A Nuke mine. It is one, but it make shield ded
BLAST: Nuke mine. again
DAMAGE: Nuke mine, But to shield

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