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++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Howdy popes.
How is it going?
Good? Yes i bet it's going good.

Today was a busy day, and a lots of sausages were sanctified.
We did fine travels, we saved the world several times. and above all we did spread the Chao. Yes we did.

I was willing to provide some amulets to our friends of Freeport 11, 'cause you see, those fine men and women need Eris forgivness and all 'dat.
But i'm afraid of squids. Aren't those things bloody scary?

So i asked for help, and ZDF did the job, as they always do.
Two Kusarian born pilots escorted me : ZDF-Hebi.Ni and ZDF-Tora.San, along with miss Tomoe.

We encountered recruit of Consortium on the way, two fine pilots : Joachim.Liam and Chase.Deaucorian

then we had some drinks - errrh water drinks eh? - in the bar.
We had nice conversations :

[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Enters in the bar* Oy give us ale. And not that silly ale you sell to tourists uh? Let's take a seat friends
ZDF-Tora.San: as long as the bartender is there, avarything is ok
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: So... We got a lot of kusarian it seems
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: hai
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: How come you all joined the ZDF?
Suigintou: I was born a Zoner. Dunno bout those guys
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: well, its a long story
ZDF-Tora.San: it's a long story
Suigintou: I only joined cause they needed someone to command their exploration and recon wing
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Please, go on. I like long stories
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: were you here last year?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Me, my dear?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: hai?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Oh i'm here since a bit. But i drink a bit ya see, so i don't remember everything
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: *looks at Tora with an inquisitive expression. What you say Honda ?shall we tell ?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: You must tell us now
ZDF-Tora.San: why not, sensei
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: And pay us more drinks
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: Hai, this time sake
Chase.Deaucorian: Did I miss something? Sorry, I was in the hangar
Suigintou: Tomoe: I think its you buying us drinks
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: We just started. Take a seat friend
ZDF-Tora.San: no, the story is on us, the drinks are on you
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: And take a drink. Awww. Very well then
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we were here last year,answering a distress call from the zoners at fp11
Chase.Deaucorian: Ah! Haha, you'll all make me broke! Bartender! Four...what do we want? Sake?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: after the nomad atack
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: It's all on me! *whispers to bartender* i'm kidding, take all that on Tora note
Suigintou: Tomoe: WHICH nomad attack ?
Chase.Deaucorian: Hah! Too true!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ye good questions. Those squids always attack
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: the big one that almost destroyd the station
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ah i see
Suigintou: Tomoe: once again, which one ?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: by the tundra?
Suigintou: Tomoe: Ahhh.... the tundra.... that narrows it down
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: The one that almost destoyed this freeport i guess
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: exactly
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we were then known as teh GMG-Ronin
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Was the distress call from FP11 or some ship in the system?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: FP11
Suigintou: Tomoe: proably from the bartender *snickers*
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Eh. You arrived just in time it seems
ZDF-Tora.San: The Zoners were our friends and we decided to help
Chase.Deaucorian: *Beep* *Beep* *Beep* Whoops! Someone's paging me. I'll be right over here at the table across from us taking the call all. Give me a moment.
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we come, under permission from the guild and brought our bombers and a repair ship
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: No worries chase *looks at his glass almost full* *whispers* Shall i finish his drink?
Chase.Deaucorian: Sensei Hebi, may I interrupt for a moment?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: by all means
ZDF-Tora.San: It was here, while fighting the nomads, that we met a group that called themselves The rder
Chase.Deaucorian: The call was from another one of our apprentices. Joachim.Liam. (//name with period) who happens to be proceeding from GC to Order
Chase.Deaucorian: FP 11 as we speak..er drink! He asked if he might accompany us once we depart from the station.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Chase, it seems tomoe finished your glass *innocent voice*
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: anyway we sticked around for a bit
Suigintou: *pours another from the bottle*
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: and joined the order for a while
Chase.Deaucorian: Aw blast! Tomoe...Bartender! One gin and tonic please!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ah those fine people of the order. Did you appreciate to work with them? I know they can be... somewhat... weird sometimes
Suigintou: Tomoe: Aye
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: not that much , they were more concerned with bounty hunters then the keepers menace
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Sad thing
ZDF-Tora.San: If you saw what they saw, you'll be acting weird also
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: and they fight with navy too my bet. True...
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: they fight everything
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: And now they have the sairs against them. Not good to be an order dude nowadays
Suigintou: Aye
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: then we decided to go explore Gallia and assess the real threat factor they pose to sirius and we were gone for an year
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: We discordian became quite concerned about Gallia threat lately
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we back now, with data and a good estimative of whatg they intend to do
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ah that's good news. So do they really intend to launch a full scale war in Sirius?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: and since we all integrated ZDF you do see what is coming on for zoners
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: I would not like to be at war with them. I appreciate too much their Gallic wine *laughs*
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: yes they do
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Errrh *Gabriel cries*. Well you had quite amazing travels
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: I am Tzu Chao b the way, and there is Honda, bit you didnt saw me, ok? I am suposed to be dead
Chase.Deaucorian: How imminent is the war looking, and which house are they planning to attack first?
ZDF-Tora.San: So do I
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: oh my god, i can see dead people
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: No worries. I won't say anything *whispers* unless someone give me free booze
ZDF-Tora.San: Bretonia and Kusari
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: According to commander matok, they want to burst Kusari
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: zoners will be right at the middle of the turmoil
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Yes...
Suigintou: Tomle: well no need to worry then, house types too cheap to give free booze
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Those gallic boys are quite good pilots too. It will not be easy
Chase.Deaucorian: Whoo....
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: kusari, bretonia, zoners bases, parrots, kitties, they wil steam rol everything
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Suigintou: Tomoe: it's like a lot of those gallic boys only exists for combat.....
ZDF-Tora.San: And they have excellent ships also
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: and huge numbers of them
Suigintou: Tomoe: tho I quite annoied their crown princess once.....
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Well at least they steal have lots of trouble with those fine men of the council
Suigintou: Tomoe: she sent her stolen Aquillion after me. It was returned in elss than ne condition
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: i intend to kill her
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Everyone hates this princess nowadays
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: she betrayed us and one of ours got arrested and kileld while we were undercover there
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: To be honest, It's quite a shame gallia refused to have relation with zoners. Both side could have won something by basic relations and trading
ZDF-Tora.San: and we were almost wiped in an ambush if it weren't for a friend Zoner
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: by the way , we are the real ronin, not that hogosha outfit
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Do you intend to come back to Kusari some day?
Suigintou: tomoe: Oh those pirates...
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Ye. We need more ale
Chase.Deaucorian: So, she's really going to launch a full scale war against two houses at once?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: hai
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Gallic aren't afraid of anything *sighs*
Chase.Deaucorian: Mr. Christensen! Can we get four more ales please?
Suigintou: Tomoe: or her daddy anyway
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: You know, what is scary
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: that my glass is empty?
Chase.Deaucorian: Ahahah!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: They could totally succeed. Given bad relations between some houses lately
Suigintou: Tomoe: The thought of running out of Booze ?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: They couldn't ally against a threat. That too
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: they couldnt ally their left hands with their right ones hips*
Suigintou: Tomoe: It's a shame that teh gallics aint connected to Liberty only
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Maybe we zoner should consider to find remote systems, far from any house. Just in case things go very bad
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we take gallia when they all left for conquest, how is that?
Suigintou: Tomoe: From ten to twenty seven I was outside of the sector, I know a few boltholes.
ZDF-Tora.San: hehehe
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Well, my guess
Suigintou: Tomoe: it's not like we turned ALL information to the alliance when we returned....
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: gallics are not enough stupid to leave their core systems empty, sadly
Chase.Deaucorian: So...we bring out our secret weapons finally then? *snicker*
Suigintou: Tomoe: Well.... considering the size of some of our shipyards a few years out......
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Secret weapons? Our main weapon is diplomacy. And it seems to be totally uneffective agaisnt gallia
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: the cabbage thrower?
Chase.Deaucorian: Joking aside, we do need to keep our eyes peeled for *breaks out in laughter* Cabbage?!?
Suigintou: Tomoe: Always. silly cabbage can be dangerous
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: They can be funny too
Suigintou: Tomoe: Often both at once
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: we could pickl?e it and throw it on missile launchers
Chase.Deaucorian: As I was saying, *snicker* the security the ZDF is providing us will be crucial in the coming months, I feel.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Oy bartender. More ale! ZDF may have lot of work in the taus for sure
Chase.Deaucorian: Perhaps...it would be time to try working with the Order more? If they will be reasonable about their past grudges?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: I don't think they feel very concerned about all this to be honest. For them it's but a very distant threat
Suigintou: Tomoe: Aye. The order is.... odd
Chase.Deaucorian: Possibly. What about sending another envoy to their High Command and pressing the question and issue?
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: We could yes
Suigintou: Tomoe: I dont think they take the ZA that seriously......
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: But it's obvious they have others issues more important now
Chase.Deaucorian: Yes. Perhaps when they are less...distracted, would be the proper time
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: The only way for this all to not end in a bloody nightmare would be Kusari and Bretonia stop acting stupidly. But not going to happen am i right?
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: like that is going to happen
Chase.Deaucorian: Is that...Hey! It's Joachim! Get over here buddy! Mr. Christensen, an ale for this man!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Howdy friend. Take a seat and some ale!
Joachim.Liam.: Ah, Danke. I would love some.
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: welcome and pay the drinks
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: All on me *whispers to bartender* no still on Tora note
ZDF-Hebi.Ni: he passed out
Chase.Deaucorian: Ah Tomoe!
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: So mister Joachim? Are you from Reinland?
Joachim.Liam.: Ja, I am.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Tomoe wanted to escape the freeport when she see how much she had to pay for the drinks *laughs*

Then the two Consortium recruits escorted me back.
And we decided to make some more runs, in Bretonia, Liberty, and even Gallia.

Sidhe joined us on our run to Gallia.

This was a busy day for sure. And we chewed a lot of bubble gums.

I will leave you my good popes, with those true words of wisdom

[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Kallisti, whoever you are
RedRock: Kallisti?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: You can see it as hello my dear
[TAZ]Aes_Sidhe: Kasllisti and 23's
RedRock: ah, good to know
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: But the true meaning is only revealed to followers of Discordia, ya see? The followers of Eris, the goddess of awesome tits
RedRock: sounds good
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I know. Once you see our goddess titties, you just want to spread the holy Chao. It works with females too

++ Climb into the Chao with a friend or two ++
++ And follow the Way it carries you, ++
++ Adrift like a Lunatic Lifeboat Crew ++
++ Over the Waves in whatever you do. ++
++ End of transmission ++

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