TAZ Message Dump

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++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

My good sirs, i have grave news.
As i was flying this afternoon SMT, a strange psychic field hit us and weird things occured :

za'raksh: ***( A Voice echoes in distance, "Gabriel...?" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: A voice... in my head? shoulda probably not have drink all 'dat gallic bottle
Aza'raksh: ***( Main screen on the bridge flickers as the voice echoes again... Much closer this time )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wha'? *Gabriels freaks out now* Oy Saaz, come here, something weird is happenin'. I think we have a poltergeist in da ship!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : A polteruh? No looks like a communication, for you
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gabriel sounds midly surprised* For me? Uh. Someone here?
Aza'raksh: ***( With a cool breeze -rather strange in a Ship's Bridge-, a familiar smell fills the room, not strong, but clear enough )***
Aza'raksh: ***( The Smell may remind one of Gallic one, another of strong tabocco )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gabriel smells wine* Where is it? where is it, where is it?!!!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby is all excited now*
Aza'raksh: ***( The main screen on the bridge flickers again, displaying the word 'Gabriel' in Red for a second )***
Aza'raksh: ***( But the words disappear as soon as they had appeared )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gabriel? 'tis me...
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz, i told you, tis a poltegest!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Didn't you see that stuff on the screen?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : I saw nothing captain
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : Maybe you should... you know, sleep a bit
Aza'raksh: ***( With a sudden movement, the whole ship shakes and all the lights on the bridge go off )***
Aza'raksh: ***( "Dont worry, is just an Ion Storm", A soft voice says, yet, voice of an stranger )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Hurr. Dis is freakin' me out *Gaby leaves the control room and run to his cabin, locks the door and go under the bed*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Is all safe?... Ahah i knew it, i just messed with you ahah *Gaby makes his cool face*
Aza'raksh: ***( The voice echoes again... "Dont worry, is just an Ion Storm" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: So... Hmm. What d'ya want... whoever you are...
Aza'raksh: ***( "Warning, Radiation Damage Detected" A voice is heard, Much similar to the AI Ship Control Uses )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I'm a busy business man and all 'dat ya know *Gaby makes his serious face*
Aza'raksh: ***( But Control Room is afar from the Captain Cabin )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Uh... looks like Saaz came to close of the Neutron Star again...
Aza'raksh: ***( The Digital Screen of Door Lock - Currently Red, showing the Door is Locked - Turns black )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wha'?
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby tries to not scream like a little girl*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wut is going on over 'ere
Aza'raksh: ***( A Soft voice echoes in the cabin "Gabriel...?" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gabriel? *Gaby makes his supposedly surprised face* I'm not Gabriel... I am ... <Hurr gotta find a cool name fast;>
Aza'raksh: ***( With a loud noise -not much unlike sound of nails being pulled on glass- the Door Display turns back to Red )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: <Winy? no too cliche... Steve?...> My name is winy
Aza'raksh: ***( Same voice echoes in the room "Run!" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Oh no! *Gaby goes under his bed again!* Don't kill me!
Aza'raksh: ***( Door display turns Green and the door opens slowly, but there is no one on the other side )***
Aza'raksh: ***( The voice echoes in the cabin again, much closer... "Run!" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Oh i know now... Korbah did put again some prozacs in my hangover pills...
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Tis all in my head; ahahah *Gaby tries to sound decontracted*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Saaz suddenly appears at the door* Captain, code red! Neena reports psychic fields surrounding the ship!
Aza'raksh: ***( The small Radio next to the Bed turns on and a male voice says "Captain, Code Red! Neena reports ~
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: We must dock to let science teams investigate. May be control attempt from the damn squids!
Aza'raksh: spychic fields surrounding the ship! )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Squids? But why would they do such a silly thing
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Unless they want my wine? *Gaby is freaked now*
Aza'raksh: ***( The same smell and same breeze fills the cabin again )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby runs to his lock to see if no one tried to lockpick it* My wine! Hewho touch it will fruiting die!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *When Gaby opens the lock, all the bottle have disappeared*
Aza'raksh: ***( The whole ship shakes again and a bottle of Wine rolls out of under of the bed )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Wha'?!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Arghhhh! *Gaby has a simili heart attack*
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : A captain on the ground! a captain on the ground!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : My.... Wine... !
Aza'raksh: ***( A Memory flashes up, a memory from not long ago, but fade )***
Aza'raksh: ***( "I'm lacking some wine, will you sell me yours?" Gabriel's own voice says )***
Aza'raksh: ***( A Violent voice, much familiar, but yet strange whispers )***
Aza'raksh: ***( "Seems your so-called "Doc", haven't told his puppys who I am!" )***
Aza'raksh: ***( Vision switches to the Ship's main bridge, a Roc with Red lights is hovering outside )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Uh.... this sounds familiar..
Aza'raksh: ***( on three sides of him, there are small objects which seem to be Escape pods )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: I think this was on the movie we saw last night, don't you think saaz?
Aza'raksh: ***( The same violent voice chuckles coldly and echoes "Enjoying the show?" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Saaz : Hmm no captain. Reminds me this gallic pilot who tried to kill some of us. But you did put dummies on the escape pods
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Oh yes... I remember now. The good laugh we had *Gaby makes his cool face*
Aza'raksh: ***( The same violent voice echoes again... "Tell your 'Doc' that I said Hi!" )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Neena enters in the room* I think that thing just wants friends
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Dat thing?
Aza'raksh: ***( The Desk Lamp in the corner of the room Lights up, getting brighter and brighter each second )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Neena : Yes. The TC2 is hit by a psychic field. But i cannot say from where
Aza'raksh: ***( As the lamp reaches a point where one might think it'll explode any second, it lights down again )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: *Gaby whispers : * Do you think... it will stay here forever?
Aza'raksh: ***( The Pad in Neena's hand show the field disappearing from around the Ship as fast as they had appeared )***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Neena : Seems we're safe now
Aza'raksh: *** -Ours- ... 'We' ... Possess ***
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Uhhh. *whispers* It could at least have shown me some pictures of Neena in the shower
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Neena : What?!
[TAZ]Tau.Ceti.Central: Gaby : Uh... i said not'in

Neena, my science officer, supposes it could originate from a squid, but she cannot be sure.
I would like to ask professor Carlisle to study the records of this "encounter". Since he has some experience with nomads, maybe he could help us with this.

Oh and... *Gabriel makes his cool face* Rainus, tell Bannon that he owe me a fruiting drink! If he doesn't give me that drink within the month, i will be forced to say to all the bartenders i know that he never pays his drinks. And you can imagine i know a lot of them i suppose.

'dat is all popes.

++ mord says that omar says that we are all unicorns anyway ++
++ End of transmission ++

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