TAZ Message Dump

[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Renaissance.Minor ++
++ Destination : Sir John Henry Holiday ++
++ Derivation : TAZ popes ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Kallisti!
I realized i didn't make a report 'bout that Kaizoku wedding, ya see?

So i and Saaz joined the party and it was a nice ceremony and all 'dat. Lots of people around.

*Obviously lying* They all appreciated my good manners, and i saved the ceremony when Saaz tried to ruin it all! Yes i'm a hero.

No need to thank me, my dear John.

'dat is all.

++ It is my belief that it is a mistake to hold firm beliefs ++
++ End of transmission ++

*After a while, you receive another communication*

++ Source : Saaz, Second of the Renaissance.Minor ++
++ Destination : Sir John Henry Holiday ++
++ Derivation : TAZ popes ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Good evening sir.
*Saaz sighs* I have to inform you that the Cap'tain almost ruined the wedding we were attending.
I'm attaching some evidence to this communication :

[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby, a dirty man with a stupid smile on his face and a zoner with serious face enters as the priest starts*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby whispers to Saaz :* What? Two women?! Hurr i should really read the invitation next time
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Saaz takes a seat, but Gaby prefers to stay at the back on the chamber*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *He is staring the beverage table, nearby*
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Avalon.: Reverend: We are gathered here today, to celebrate the holy union of two souls, both with the will and convition to show
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As the priest keep speaking, Gaby moves slowly toward the table, trying to look concerned about the ceremony*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby whispering :* Let's see. Hu! I see Gallic wine over here *chuckles* All for me!
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Avalon.: *she reaches the altar and nods at the revend, and then turns to face the crowd, her face obscured a bit by a black veil*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby grabs a bottle and tries to open it, unfortunately, since he is really drunk, he makes a lot of noises*
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ITS-Vagabond_II: (Stevie) [stands up to approach Gaby] Here, let me help you with that!
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Avalon.: Rev: Glares at gaby*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *He suddenly realizes some people are staring at him* Uh. Don't worry fellas. I was just keeping it ya know... We never know who can try to steal it uh?
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby tries to look respectable and concerned*
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Avalon.: Reverend: Coughs* right....
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Avalon.: Reverend: So, welcome the second soul to the altar, and let the ceremony commence!
Avalon.: *here comes the bride begins playing*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As the priest starts to speak again, Gaby tries to open once more the bottle. Whispering : * You will open damnit
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *A big sound can be heard. Gaby succeeded to open the bottle. You can then hear a big "Yeeehaaaa!"*
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ITS-Vagabond_II: (everyone) *eyes gaby for a moment*
Kaizoku|Nasakoto.Yakata: *looks back at the TAZ zoner*
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Kaizoku|Aiji.Ishikawa: *He looks over at Gaby and laughs*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby is pooring some wine in a glass. He realizes again everyone is looking him* I'm testing if it's not poisonned!
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Avalon.: Reverend: for the sake of the gmg we shall wait....
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As the ceremony is suspended, Gaby raids for good the beverage table*
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Kaizoku|Hinode: Yuki: *sighs and walks up to gaby, she grabs his collar and drags him to his table*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby baww* Uh. I won't do it again i promise !
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby whispers to Saaz :* You saw that witch?! She made me miss the Gallic wine. This gonna be war!
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Saaz Sights.* Please Captain. Please. Don't make a fool of yourself again
Kaizoku|Hinode: Yuki: *scratches head and whispers in gaby's ear* i'm still here you goof.
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ITS-Vagabond_II: (Jaden) Captain... that Gaby in unstable.
[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: Gaby : Oh hello eheh. I was saying. What a nice woman you are
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Avalon.: Reverend: We are gathered here today to celebrate the union of these two souls, tied in matrimony, tied in love.
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby waits the good time; when no one look at him to move back to his strategic position at the beverage table*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *As anyone is watching the two cute women, Gaby move slowly back to the table. Whispering :* No one can stop me ahahah
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Kaizoku|Hinode: Yuki: *notices gaby going back to the table and slowly takes out her pistol*
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Avalon.: Two women, willing to share the bond of matrimony in these troubled times, gathered here today to be united as one.
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby sees nothing and keeps moving slowly toward the table*
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Avalon.: Do you, Lumire, take yuka kaizoku to be your wife, in sickness and in health, to cherish and love, from this point onward?
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Avalon.: Reverend: And do you, Yuka kaizoku, take Lumire to be your wife, in sickness and in health, to love and cherish evermore?
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby notices a reinland good ale bottle at the opposite of the table. He tries to reach it, but fails and break several bottles in the process* Oups
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Avalon.: Reverend: In that case, let the bond of marrage be sealed, two souls as one, love everlasting. Let us all pray for their
Kaizoku|Nasakoto.Yakata: *looks at Gaby and sighs, while mumbling* Hopeless...
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby shoots :* It wasn't me! Saaz forced me to do it !
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Avalon.: *three zoner guards tackle gaby, and begin dragging him back to his ship*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby cries* Nooooo. I won't do it again i promise! Let me!
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Gaby lies on the ground now. Zoners have to carry him*
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[TAZ]Renaissance.Minor: *Saaz sighs*

Anyway, after the Cap'tain was gone, i did congratulate the couple and offered them Pineal amulets in his place.
I just hope Capt'ain Angelos actions will not threaten our peacefull relations with the Kaizoku.

Have a good evening sir.

++ One must still have chaos in one to give birth to a dancing star ++
++ End of transmission ++

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