"How Roger beat the Junkers"

[Tomtomrawr]

[color=#FFCC33]Roger Claymore

Alright lad, I'll tell ya what 'appened after with tha alien. After ya ship was destroyed, me 'nd tha Hessian also destroyed tha Bounty Hunter gunboat. Then I asked tha alien one reason why I shouldn't blast it. The Hessian told me she'd blast me if I did anythin' to it, 'nd I didn't feel like fightin' tha Hessian so I left it.

There are plenty o' other people fightin' tha Nomads, so I don't really need ta get involved now do I? 'nd it was kinda obvious ya weren't gonna pay up tha creds I wanted, seein' as ya were tryin' ta escape 'nd all.

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.