Aleksander endured the tests heroicly, never once allowing the myriad of tools used on him to throw him off. Once he was again fully clothed, he looked at Boris. "Comrade, that was most demeaning! But, I endure for the glory of the Coalition! Though, I never expected you to it yourself, da? Did you enjoy it, comrade?" Aleksander giggled.
"WELL! I hope these tests were enough to show that I am 100% Patriotic!"