To: MD Mining Company

[Rubber_Duck]

*** A deep blue computer screen appears, showing the following: ***

... Establishing satellite uplink ...
*done*
... launching long-range communication drone ...
*done*
... boosting s..ccc....ii...llll....... ...
*ERROR*

*** a strong male fist hits the screen ***

... reloading program ...
*done*
... Establishing satellite uplink ...
*done*
... launching long-range communication drone ...
*done*
... boosting signal strength to 200 % ...
*done*
... resending message ...
*done*
... reordering communication drone ...
*done*
... disengaging satellite uplink ...
*done*


*** the screen disappears ***

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