Red Hessian Reporting Facility

[Petitioner]

Incoming Transmission!
From: Leutnant Klaus Strausburg
To: Vogtland Message Dump
Subject: Patrol Report

'Tag, comrades. Today was very long for me.
First, I traveled to Northeim to replace my old und ineffective Sidewinder missile launcher with one of our fine Natterturn Zwei weapons. >file corrupted<
Next, I did some training with a pilot of ze Volksfront.

After that, we encountered an Order pilot who stated he was mapping out Rheinland's jump holes. I informed him that there were very many, and any member of ze Army would help him find them. Me und ze Bundschuh launched into a political debate, which ended in disagreement und me making another batch of my famous cookies to calm down.


Apologies for ze low quality of ze pictures, my camera appears to be malfunctioning. For Rheinland!

End Transmission!

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