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[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Tau.Ceti.Central ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

*Gaby is lying on his chair, almost asleep
At times he can be heard mumbling. Obviously he is having an interesting dream.

After a while a woman enters in the room as Gaby is mumbling :*
Oh, Neena, i know ya like it ehe..

*She makes an exasperated face* Oh, come on!
*She then kicks him out of his seat. Gaby falls brutally on the ground*
Uh, what? We're attacked?! Children and Drunk men first! *Gaby gets up and runs out of the room. Neena facepalm. After a while he comes back.*
- Hmmm. We're not attacked?
- No...
- Ah! I knew it! *Gaby makes his cool face*
- Yea... Right... *She rolls eyes*
*He stares at her, moving slowly towards her*
- Ya know, i made a nice dream...
*As he comes to grope her, she skilfully avoid him* Back off!
- Ya made exactly 'dat cute face, but 'den... *He moves again then falls on the ground as she trips him up*
- For Eris's sake... *She suddenly notices the recording device working* Captain... Seems you initiated a communication...

*Gaby gets up quickly, trying to look respectable*
Oh right, i did 'dat on purpose, ahah!

- Likewise... *Neena shrugs and gets out of the cabin*

*Gaby clears his throat* Oh Kallisti 'der. *He then whispers* She loves me, 'tis obvious dun't ya think?
*A voice can be heard from the corridor* Bloody shut up
*He chuckles and whispers again* Obvious...

Eh... Anyway, popes.
A while i didn't send ya some news 'bout meself an' all.

*He makes his cool face* Ya see... I wuz busy savin' tha world. There wuz 'dose damn squids face in 'dat bar.
'dey were annoying a yumyum, so i came an' i said "Oh ya, stop disturbin' 'dat lass or i will beat ya up!"

*As Gaby keeps telling his cool story, Hype passes in the corridor and says : *
-No one cares...

*Gaby takes a mug in his desk a throws it on the corridor*
- You missed ahah.
- Damn it! Get tha hell out. I'm doing serious stuffs!

*He makes a consterned face* Ya see 'dat crew, 'dey are doing all 'dey can ta annoy me! *He shows his fist, swearing towards the corridor*

Oh well, wut i wuz sayin' just now?
*He shrugs* Guess it doesn't matter, eh?

Anyway, i made some shipments taday.
Helpin' tha Coalition revolutionsomethin', outcasts an' a lot o' people.
<strike>I had a lots of drinks in many bars</strike> Uh, i mean, i did spread tha sacred Chao'... Yea...

I ship stuffs ta tha Revolution boys 'cause i'm an awesome 'lad, an' i smell nice too
True story!

Also spent some times in tha temple. Wuz nice ta be there.
'tis all fer now, 'lads.

++ Q. "How come a woodpecker doesn't bash its brains out?" ++
++ A. Nobody has ever explained that ++
++ End of transmission ++

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