[font=Bradley Hand ITC][color=#000000]PRIORITY: [color=#FF0000]Low ENCRYPTION:Medium IDENTIFICATION:Kaigun Chui Ikoma Toshikama, Kusari Naval Forces Reserve Umibozu Pilot SOURCE:Planet Honshu, Honshu system SUBJECT:Report
[color=#FFFFFF]Konnichiwa. Another successful day serving the Emperor!
Today I undocked from planet Kyushu (1) and set a course for the New Tokyo system for a patrol. I arrived at planet New Tokyo (2) and then began my patrol of the system.
I completed my patrol and I arrived at the Honshu jump gate with the intention of jumping when a Kruger Collusus transport arrived. I asked if it needed an escort (3)(4) and after the captain accepted my offer I proceeded with him to Narita. The captain docked, sold his cargo and proceeded to Shinagawa to load in new cargo. We then proceeded through Honshu (5)(6)(7) and he was seen safely out of Kusari space.
I then saw a ship on the edge of my sensors and proceeded in a direction, hoping to find it. I was lucky and managed to locate the ship. The ship itself was unregistered, but the IFF read Liberty Police Inc. and I found this very confusing (8). Two ships with malfunctioning IFFs in two days.
I requested the ship stop for a cargo scan but it was silent. I requested again and asked for an explanation concerning the IFF after I fired a cruise disruptor (9), and it spoke several words in what I believed to be some sort of code.
This continued for several agonizing minutes. I tried to be polite but when the only answers you receive are in some sort of code, or just an outright no, it is difficult. Eventually I grew tired of his blatant disregard for myself or his coded transmissions so I attempted to place him under arrest. He tried to cruise away which I prevented, then with my battle cry I opened fire (10).
After a short while it attempted to engage its cloaking device (11) but I destroyed the ship before it could complete the action (12). I then proceeded to land on planet Honshu (13) for a brief rest.
[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.
' Wrote:Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.