Sun poisoning sucks

[Tinitus]

I could hear high pitch electronic **** ever since I was a baby.
TVs espceially.
I'z psychic.

I also had sun poisoning once.

It was liek this...

My mom'n'dad was living in equatorial Ghana, somewhere in the Volta basin.

I thought I'd help mah dad dig up his hard-ass soil with a pickaxe, cause it seemed like a tough person thing to do.

While I was diggin up the garden, tryin to be tough, our night watchman came to me and asked:

"Is your daddy punishing you for something, and made you do this?"

ANd I said:

"No I'z trying to be tough, under dat equatorial sun and stuff".

The man said:

"ok"

and walked back into shadow.

I kept hitting the ground for a while uner the equatorial sun with my pickaxe for a while, hitting some toad and making it bleed while it was waiting for wet season.

Then I went inside all sweaty.

THen, when night came, I started feeling all feversih and every ****ing joint and muscle in my body told me I should have rather gone shoot myself in the head than do that.

Yeah, sun poisoning sucks.