-~- Congressmen Andrew Beast, Governor of Inverness
and Congressman Tim Finnegan, Clan Chief of House Gordon,
are proud to announce theGrand Opening of
The Drunken Junker Pub Invergordon Station, Inverness
-on the Promenade deck, across from the Port Authority offices- -~-
-~- Junkers, smugglers, pirates, and other 'undesirables' will find warm welcome here
Consort and relax in comfort with the finest selection of hand-crafted Ales, Stouts and Porters,
as well as imported libations, spirits, and smokes.
Accompanied by a menu of only the finest in culinary delights,
both rare and exquisite, prepared by the best chefs in Sirius. -~-
-~-Your crews can find respite in an eclectic and hospitable atmosphere,
in a decor that only the Junkers can put together,
blending the modern with the antique,
the far off frontier with known space. -~-
-~- Away from prying eyes, and in the finest tradition of Junker discretion,
our patented sound-dampening tables are the perfect place to conduct sensitive business.
While you sample the finest Cask-Aged Whiskeys available,
our Cargomasters will swiftly expedite even the most sensitive of cargo transfers, repairs, and refueling. -~-
-~- Looking to get off the grid, lay low for a time, or just raise hell?
Our docking and billing databases are Lane Hacker-guaranteeed Ironclad.
Your secrets are safe here.
This is what we do. Let us do it for you. -~-