A man of medium-height found his way to the specified courtroom after some delay. He adjusted his large, round spectacles, which sat on an equally - if not more - prominent nose. He approached the bailiff standing outside the courtroom. The bailiff, a tall man, instantly recognized the approaching lawyer and crossed his arms, as his previously expressionless face narrowed into a slight scowl.
"You're late, Rubin."
"Ah, gee, Barney," started the lawyer, running one of his hands through a cloud of fuzzy hair, "I've been busy all over the place. Shleppin' here, shleppin' in the office..."
He stopped and adjusted his glasses, looking up at the bailiff who towered over him. "Did you know, Barney, that there's a 15 ship pileup case sittin on my desk, and I'm the defense counsel? Jesus H. Christ, I've been buried in that, trying to shlep my way outta that mess..."
Barney pointed into the courtroom. "You're going to be in a bigger mess if you don't shlep your way into that courtroom."
"Right."
"In you go," said Barney the bailiff, opening the door.
"Thanks Barney. You're real kosher, ya know that?"
Barney muttered something that vaguely resembled "F@%& off" under his breath, as he gave Rubin a slight shove into the courtroom and shut the door behind him.
Eli Rubin quickly found his client, a nervous looking young fellow with an unmistakable air of hippiness about him. He quickly made a few introductions and sat down.
Then he stood up again.
"Good morning your honor. My name is Eli Rubin, and I am here to represent, uh..."
Rubin paused. The rest of the courtroom stared at the extremely Jewish lawyer. "Mr. Yo-Man."
Rubin paused again. "My client pleads not guilty to the single charge of hacking into a government communication channel, encrypted or otherwise, unaddressed to himself."
With that, Rubin took off his jacket, and reclined back into a seat next to his client.
Quote:[7:42:05 PM][6:51:36 PM] Igor (Smokey): btw terry
[6:51:48 PM] Terrance Cooper: Ye?
[6:52:00 PM] Igor (Smokey): nothin
[6:52:03 PM] Igor (Smokey): just sayin btw
[6:52:05 PM] Terrance Cooper: <_<
Quote:Johnny_Haas: you shot anti criuse speed rockets!!!
Johnny_Haas: but why????
Johnny_Haas: ??
Johnny_Haas: why you shoot criuse speed rockets?