So.. Here i was, going to Colorado to start my patrol, when a ********** pirate with the transponder name Thunder.Witch decides to cut the lane right smack in the middle of New York. Clearly an attempt on piracy, but his luck ran short when this Legionnaire appeared instead of a big fat transport driven by a citizen.
There i was, making my way through words to point that he was in fact a pirate, and thus deserves to receive a cool and awesome welcome to Liberty from my Hellflurry's, when go guess, one LSF boyo decides to drop by. A =LSF=Scott.Robinson. or what not.
And gee, go figure the coolness spreading through the zone. Another LSF appeared. *Rolls eyes*
If they shouted Hellfire on their comms every time someone was pirated, i bet they would reduce the crime spree quite quickly.
So there i was, ignoring the LSF, not so chillaxed, when that Scott 'Crayon' Robinson decides to ignore the blasted pirate and starts to nag me due to my 'visitors' in my hold.
You know, the ones from that little battle yesterday in California?
Well.. They start nagging.. And nagging.. Soooo not cool, believe it.
Thus, i do what i am best. To find weaknesses. I scan everyone's ship around.. And go figure.. I was the only CD user in the hole neighborhood. And then.. A simple plan in my head formed.
Why not make the LSF look like the low tech users they are?
All words of my sister, people. She met them, a lot of times when she was working in Liberty.
And she always replied to me.. "LSF?" And then she laughed at my face. Over and over. Not cool.
With a stiffled laugh.. And the nagging LSF dudes all over my armor, i decided to finish the whole business with a Screamer mine, since they felt sooooo close to me, and then hitted my cruise engines.
While they panicked with their shields down... *Sighs* I just waltzed out.. And go figure..
They managed to let a Legionnaire escape, through their fingers.. In a most embarrassing manner..
And guess what.. The pirate also managed to get away.. Go bloody figure.
Due to this show of incompetence, i support for more heavy patrols near the tradelanes in Liberty, especially New York and California. These kind of pirates run unchecked and it's Liberty and their citizens that suffer.