TAZ Message Dump

[Yaoquizque]

++ Source : Gabriel Angelos, Captain of the Renaissance Minor ++
++ Destination : TAZ popes ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : mu ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Oh 'lo 'der!

Just sendin' a quick message ta say Rita an' me shipped some stuffs fer 'dose Daumann 'lads.
An Erisian miner provided us tha Iridium an' we shipp'd it ta tha Ring.

I love Kansas! 'tis a nice place!

23's!

++ Suffice it to say that Eris is not hateful or malicious. But She is mischievous, and does get a little bitchy at times ++
++ End of transmission ++

*After a while, another message reaches Fnordnet*

++ Source : Josh the Dill ++
++ Destination : Doc Holliday ++
++ Derivation : none ++
++ Encryption level : phi ++
++ Transmission begins ++

Kallisti there, dear friend. *The man bows*

I'm glad to inform you Kiriko Hidamari arrived safely in Gran Canaria.
We encountered several people who were willing to blast her ship into little pieces, but she was able to escape every time.

*He shakes his head*
Oh well... Actually there was this mob of Corsairs near Dublin Jumphole, in Omega 49, that started to annoy her a bit...

I was forced to fire a cruise disruptor missile on one of them to allow her to escape.

*He chuckles softly* Well... I must say those senores made me pay for that!

I was finally able to escape, but not before they damaged the Kabal.
*He sighs and then shrugs* Oh well... I initiated the diagnosis on the hull. It should take around a week to fix this mess.

I will take advantage of that spare time to visit a bit Canaria. It's rare for me and my Kabal to be in such a nice place!

23's dear friend. I hope to see you again soon.

++ Heaven is down. Hell is up. This is proven by the fact that the planets and stars are orderly in their movements, ++
++ while down on earth we come close to the primal chaos. ++
++ There are four other proofs, but I forget them ++
++ End of transmission ++

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