Little Joke

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Now for some more humor...

Two potatoes are walking on the road. Which one is the hoe?

-The one that says Idaho.

schlurbi, it is beyond you, don't even try to get it.


A programmer has been found dead in the bathtub. Detectives are examining the crime scene and can't establish the cause of death. Chuck Norris comes in and says: "Well, the reason of his death is obvious.." He shows everyone a bottle of shampoo with directions: Lather, rinse, repeat.



Little girl is playing in a sandbox. A little boy comes up to her, shows her his pee-pee and says: "Ha-ha, you don't have that!" The little girl looks at it and started to cry, while running to her mother. So, the same situation happened like 3 times. On the 5th day the same boy come up to her, shows her his pee-pee, says that she doesn't have that... The girl smiles upon him, strikes a pose and answers: "Well, no big deal. My mom says when I grow up I will have tons of those..."


Marburg: No, man. First of, I just live here. And you know there is such thing as piglatin? So, if you say the words in a "German" way, they sound funny. But, all mighty Moses in a rain forest, if I post a joke about space turd, after a couple of weeks you guys will develop another theory of space travel. Awesome, keep it up.

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