Liberty Forces Message dump

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******************Incoming Emergency Transmission*************************

Source:Norfolk shipyard, New York
Sender:Lieutenant James Madison
Encryption: Heavy

*the voice sounds scared... as if something bad has happened*

Greetings!

I am Lieutenant James Madison, XO aboard the LNS-Douglas.

As some of you know, the Captain is a member of the Primary Fleet and is a Sub-Lieutenant, he also is in command of a LABC, the Douglas, in the Secondary Fleet....

Somebody please help!! Remus has been kidnapped! I received a message from a certain Junker. Here are the logs:

LNS-Douglas: James: Well time to put this ship back to the Yard... The Captain's left it again to me... *notices comms is switched to System*
Jason.Clark.: OOOO
Oh.Shizzle: YEEAA
Jason.Clark.: It is you, Remus?
LNS-Douglas: James: Who put that on.... *turns off System wide channel*
Million.Dollar.Miner: hey look!
Jason.Clark.: So, how was the snac?
Million.Dollar.Miner: Shiny big ship that died! i told you!
LNS-Douglas: James: *turns the comm to System wide again* Remus? Me? Nope.
Million.Dollar.Miner: but you didnt listen!
LNS-Douglas: James: I'm his XO.
Jason.Clark.: XO stands fow what?
Oh.Shizzle: You are an Exn' O?
LNS-Douglas: James: Second in Command
Million.Dollar.Miner: Xeno Overseer dude!
Jason.Clark.: Pfff
LNS-Douglas: James: He always leaves me to do the dirty stuff.
Jason.Clark.: So Remus is still in his pod somewhere?
LNS-Douglas: James: I think....
Million.Dollar.Miner: wasnt that explosion awsome!
LNS-Douglas: James: Oh well he's probably been picked up by a convoy..
The.Working.Girl: I have him here.
Ace.Rimmer: Well now.. You boys are up to no good again I see...
The.Working.Girl: Tied up and naked.
LNS-Douglas: James: The Captain?
The.Working.Girl: Yes.
Million.Dollar.Miner: King Tut!
Oh.Shizzle: Again>
The.Working.Girl: I salvaged his escape pod.
Jason.Clark.: We tractored him in
LNS-Douglas: James: Whot??? How'd that happen...
Million.Dollar.Miner: This junker has your captains pod!
Million.Dollar.Miner: hehehe!
Jason.Clark.: Sad kiddo
Jason.Clark.: He attacked me
Million.Dollar.Miner: he got a mine to the face!
LNS-Douglas: James: Oh well.... I have command of this ship now.... Yes!
Million.Dollar.Miner: can you give me your ship?
Jason.Clark.: No, I did fireworks on him
LNS-Douglas: James: But repairs are in effect....
Jason.Clark.: Blue ones!
The.Working.Girl: Oh I intend on giving him back once I'm finished.
Million.Dollar.Miner: or do you have candy?
Million.Dollar.Miner: Candy! i want candy!
Oh.Shizzle: Where's the van then/
Million.Dollar.Miner: my hyperness wore off
LNS-Douglas: James: Wait thats not nice... Give the Captain back!
Million.Dollar.Miner: I want my CANDY NAO HRMF!
Flying.Bananza: Driiiinkk from vodka tooniiightt!!!
Jason.Clark.: So anyways
Jason.Clark.: Who wants to waste battlecruiser?
Million.Dollar.Miner: Candy or no captain!
Flying.Bananza: Me!
LNS-Douglas: James: Whoever you are Candy addict there's a store in Manhattan.
LNS-Douglas: James: Get yer Candy there.
Million.Dollar.Miner: they dont like me!
Million.Dollar.Miner: they hate me *sob*
LNS-Douglas: James: There's even Candy Cardamine in Buffalo.
The.Working.Girl: Booyah.
LNS-Douglas: James: Woah Woah....
LNS-Douglas: James: I'm not looking for trouble.
Jason.Clark.: Well, I want donation from you
Million.Dollar.Miner: Can I slow down his repair prossess thingy?
The.Working.Girl: They're coming off their sugar highs and are irritating.
Jason.Clark.: So, how bout 4 millions?
Million.Dollar.Miner: NO! I WANT MORE CANDY!
The.Working.Girl: Got any more candy for them?
Jason.Clark.: For kids
LNS-Douglas: James: Donation?
Jason.Clark.: ANd candies
Flying.Bananza: More time for drinking!
Death: l3g!0n was killed by a hostile vessel.
Flying.Bananza: Give me all your vodka!
Million.Dollar.Miner: CAANNDDEEE!!!
LNS-Douglas: James: What... who now?
Million.Dollar.Miner: Grr, ile slow down your repair process!
Jason.Clark.: Come here you big ship
LNS-Douglas: Helm to the secret base.
LNS-Douglas: Helm: Roger that sir.
Million.Dollar.Miner: seecreeettss!!! yaaayyy!!!
Flying.Bananza: Hey! Give me your vodka!
The.Working.Girl: Oh my.
Million.Dollar.Miner: Follow that big ship!
Jason.Clark.: I am!
Million.Dollar.Miner: Give me your candy or perish!
Jason.Clark.: Remus was brave man
Million.Dollar.Miner: hehehe, i said a big word hehee
Jason.Clark.: This one
Jason.Clark.: Phew
LNS-Douglas: James: Lock the gate once we get through.
LNS-Douglas: Alaska control: Aye sir.
Jason.Clark.: Come here baby
Million.Dollar.Miner: Shiny! Kill the gate!
LNS-Douglas: We've controlled the gate.
Million.Dollar.Miner: Kill the gattteee!!
The.Working.Girl: Yeehaaw!
Million.Dollar.Miner: Supur novaz activated!
Jason.Clark.: Do itt!
Million.Dollar.Miner: Attacking Random Gate!
LNS-Douglas: Alaska control: Gate locked.

A group of pirates and a junker wanted to damage the Douglas whilst in repairs at Norfolk.. Luckily they were stopped at Z21 by Alaska control... Please save the Captain!

The kidnappers' demand is that which includes a certain Admiral Hale conducting a deal with her.

Oh and I have the name of the person who kidnapped him!:


Please somebody help!

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