The Lane Hackers | Diplomatic Channel

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...comm.ID.Phate.recognized...transmission.encrypted...
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Calling us Mercenaries works, as much of a entertaining part time job it is.
Sending you visual of the ID cards, I reckon that should do 'less if you need anything else.

Sorry for the slight delay. Your names should be stickied to the board now, with some free space for reward claims next to them.

**- Incoming Transmission -**

Ship ID: HH|Haze

Haze, your alignment seems to check out. Go get the bad guys ... and your credit bonuses.

Greetings Lane Hackers, this is the Captain of "Distinguishable.Inferno"

Why the huge fanfares, when you actually have nothiing useful to say, or even a card to show? Never heard of you, anyway. Might be a good idea to replace your headers and footers with proper introductions. Concisely, of course.

Comm ID: Rogue_9x
Location: Arranmore Base, Dublin

You need to get a reputable "boss" to put in a good word for you, otherwise we can't deal with individuals, sorry. It would be just too much paperwork. Official notice at the beginning of this channel:

To All individuals interested in the acquisition of Lane Hacker Technology :

Do not ask.

The Lane Hackers will only consider technology transfer requests from an official executive of your faction. In Rogue-speak, that means 'da boss'. No requests will be considered if made by anyone else. Individuals will be denied without regard for any prior or existing arrangements.

That reminds me I need to ask our Senior Professor to better textually emphasize that notice, so it's harder to overlook.

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