A Monkey's Charm

[Tomtomrawr]

'No!' Maktu shouted, to quell any doubt. 'No, we are not giving up. One day we shall return as the liberators of our people and bring a new communist order to Primus that shall last until the end of time. But we must leave for now, re-group and re-organise. If we help the Coalition bring communism to the humans of Sirius, then perhaps they can in turn help us.

'Humans and Primusians can live side by side, if we put our effort into it. But when we arrive at the Coalition's door, and we join their ranks, we shall have the opportunity to experience what we fight for. No classes, no damn family clans being more important than each other! No, a family clan name shall be worn with pride, not with what power it brings in mind. I shall be Kamtu of Kemklau, but my family clan shall hold no extra prestige or power.

'We shall be what we believe we are meant to be. We shall be equal!' An uproar in the chamber began as people cheered at the prospect of living with the Coalition and finally living the way they want to. Cups were banged together in ceremonial toasts, their contents splashing upward like an explosion.

'Has there been a reply from the Coalition on the transmission?' Rosha asked.

'No,' Maktu answered, but quickly added, 'but I am sure there is a reason for that. Now, Comrades, let us celebrate that we will no longer hide in caves such as this one, and that we shall rise from the shadows and do what needs to be done. Comrades, let us drink!'

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[17:45:39] Wolfs Ghost (Murphy): Tom, you have problems. Go kill yourself.
[19:25:12] Johnny (Jam): Tomtom, I will beat you with a spoon.
[14:22:56] Prarabdh Thakur: KILL HIM WITH A SHEEP.
[17:40:48] Eagle (Junes): Tom should be slapped with a spoon.
[11:32:18] Warspite: Thank you for being so awesome Tom. <3
[18:17:36] Metano: I love you tomtom
[20:06:24] Warspite: I will seriously give you epic head.

Edit: also, Tomtomrawr, fappin' like a boss.