Eingehende Ãbertragung...
[color=#FF0000]Source:beknownst to you
Target:Red Hessian Army officials
Subject: 7rd Report
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Morning of Day 31:
Dear hessian comrades!
[color=#FFFFFF]*People chatting in the background*
Today I speak to you with a word of warning:
Some of you might have noticed zhat Bunter Clown called "Smecar" or something. That bottlenose keeps parking within reach of Freital waiting for Hessians to snipe away.
Be adviced that he loves to engage with little to kein foreplay.
However as it seems, he won that ship in the lottery, because he can't aim for scheiss! Still, if you see him next to Freital again, make sure to poke me in our channels. When I am in the area I'd like to deliver some of that blue stuff from my SNAC to him.