I apologize for giving notice of me those late, but my brother Danny...well. The day when he went to the recruitment center to get all the needed information for us two, it seems he left my documents in your administrative department when he was smoking a cigarette with your amiable secretary.
I request you with a thousand pardons, to send these documents via private comms (I also can come personally to you), that i can line up my service the fastest way possible. I hope im not causing trouble.
Yours faithfully
Matthew Dashwood
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