To: Samura

[BaconSoda]

Incoming Transmission...
Source: Munich
Subject: Re: Appropriate Re-appropriation

What do you mean do it with more of an accent!? Like a Rheinlander? I am a Rheinlander. What, it's running? I don't care what expect, I am a Rheinlander. Wait, it's running? Joha, some day I will-

Hallo Samura! I'll just remind you that our offer still stands. I look forward to hearing what you have to say. Afterall, our house's imperialism doesn't really do any of us favors and neither does Kusari's Imperialism when it encroaches on other worthwhile powers.

Please excuse my friend. He means well but is somewhat slow.

I suppose I'll just keep waiting,
~Udo Koch, Aufseher Rheinlandarbeiterskräftebewegung

Transmission Closed.

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[8:32:45 PM] Dusty Lens: Oh no, let me get that. Hello? Oh it's my grandma. She says to be roleplay.
[12:49:19 AM] Elgatodiablo: You know its nice that you have all that proof and all, Bacon... but I just don't believe you.