When Gallia comes knocking what will be our answer?

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Napeoleon's cajones were so massive they used up all of France's awesome for the next milenia.

If you remember, Napoleon lost to russian winter. It's the main weapon of mass destruction used by locals since some ancient times. So keep in mind the dozens of circumstances that will affect the success of Gallic campaign.

I think I'll even allow myself a couple of giant illustration to show the results of Napoleon's battle against the depressive environment and to stress the fact that valenki were created for a reason.

Ye.

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