To: Sector-Wide Open Channel
Cc: All Sirius Media Outlets
Comm ID: Waverlys, Port Canaria
Have you seen this man??
Reward!!!
Malaclypse, Episkopos Prime, Church of Eris Esoteric
Genus: Semi-domesticated Primate
Height: 1.8 meters
Weight: Varies
Hair: Some
Eyes: Two, sometimes a third.
Distinguishing features: May sometimes levitate, glow from within, or speak with invisible beings.
Past IFF's/Affiliations:
[ELF], [~V~], [KNF], [TAZ]
Waverly LLC will pay the sum of 23 Million Sirius Credits for confirmed information as to the whereabouts and/or fate of Malaclypse.
[color=#FF99FF](Note: For purposes of collecting the reward, "confirmed" shall mean a "black box" recording of either comms logs or visual confirmation of sighting.)
This is NOT a Bounty!
This man is a dear old friend and former business partner, gone missing for the past year.
He should be considered "mostly harmless".
Please respond here or c/o The Waverlys, Port Canaria.
Thank you,
Reginald & Moira K. Waverly