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You know you've spent to long with the Goddess when you can't even remember your name, or your gender.
Mr Entropy is fine... but Dr would be the more accurate.

Well when I got to Arranmore, they UOG made me feel right at home. I never knew there were so many of them. They were sitting around drinking and singing and firing at rocks.

Seems my calling was to distribute the stuff they were refining there. It was good stuff. Funny thing is the more I spread it around the more people saw the Goddess. She must have had a hand in its manufacture as it has some effect on the Pineal. Apparently it makes it swell to 3 times its normal size whether you are a Molly or in the Bretonian Armed Forces. Shortly after my last drop to the Essex they started discussing what colour to repaint it. I think we were between turquoise and pink last I heard.

I would have loved to see a pink Battleship with a 100ft high turquoise apple on oneside and a pentagon on the other. Unfortunately I think all the officers were relieved of duty shortly afterwards.

Shame... but the Goddess has me working on other projects now.