LOAN NEEDED

[Edmund.BlackAdder]

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**Subject: Loan**
*To: Mr Cika-Baka*


Dear Sir,
I'm a manager of the Bank-of-Cayman-Islands and our business is giving loans. But you're asking for a tremendous loan, enough to buy a battleship. Do you really need that much? A loan of 200 million SC 0r even 300 million SC ( with the right conditions) won't be a problem for us, but 800 million SC?
We, and I think you, need time to think about it.
I suggest you reduce your plans for the next time and ask for a loan, we can grant you, and start your enterprises with a smaller ship.

Looking forward to hear from you
A. McDuck
(general manager)


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