Asesino raises his glass and then empties it in approximatly 2.593 seconds, according to the new "drink-o-matic" he had installed. The thing then decided that it didn't like this and restricted Asesino from the rum for the rest of the night. "Damn thing, i'll be throwing you out in the morning." It somehow managed to pickup on Asesino's malicious intent and promptly served him 3 rum's in quick succession.
"anyway, nope." He said to Quijote. "there isn't any swine-like animal on Crete, but Diego was eating real pig. One of the guys on another Sleeper ship apparently paid a lot of money to take his pregnant pet pig with him. The thing survived and they cloned it." he explained. "However, a side effect of the Cloning is that every pig has to be shot before it reaches Maturity due to a strange disease they pick up that makes them ill and can kill us if we eat them."