(]o[) Sparta Station Processing, Omicron 74. (iRP)(AO)

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Sparta Station Omicroner Log,

I have formally acknowledged and taken control over Sparta Station. I will be assuming my duties immediately, and monitoring this channel. Important messages aimed directly for me should be directed to the "Sparta Station Omicroner Log" which will flag the message for me. This message will of course be able to be read by any Omicroner. Anything more private, and I recommend Alpha 1 DCH encryption.

Elizabeth Tate being found is good news. I trust in Lord Bo Keek to look after her well, although, I am quite sure she will be fine. The Persepherone however, needs a bit more work.

My congratulations to John Douglas and Jacob Braun on their successful initiation into the Omicroners. Best of luck, and stay safe in space. Although, you are now in the Omicroners. Only the toughest survive out here, so you have the right stuff already.

As for the OSI-, rather sudden. Not that I really care, because intelligence indicated they would cut supplying us sooner rather than later, but we should seek some sort of reason from our traitorous brethren, of the sake of paperwork. Mr LaCroix now has work to do to find someone else to supply us. So, I should see him done in five minutes or so, just in time for scones in one of our conference rooms.

Accurately,
Administrator of Sparta.

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Anything I say is not intended as offensive, and to try and deliberately misinterpret it as such would be an attempt at trolling via misrepresentation.

It's not a conspiracy, it's localised bias. They're not intelligent enough to form a conspiracy.