Hello there Mr. Cogito and our other mysterious applicant,
We are undergoing a few changes in the Human Resources Department, so I'll see to you.
It always brightens my day to see independent individuals such as yourselves take interest in my company. That drive combined with our help will get you far. I have sent you both a questionnaire packet over more secure channels. Please fill them out and send them back over my personal comm channel. Mr. Mysterious, be sure to include your name in the transmission.