To the Pirates and unlawfuls of Sirius

[Price_]

**Incoming transmission**
**Location = Unknown**
**Communications ID:Isaac Shaw**




G'day there, I come to ya with a business offer open to the lot a ya.
Ya e'er blow up a stork an then ya find ya ain't got anywhere to put all them diamonds with all them missiles layin' 'round?
Well I 'appen to be in the business of fencing goods, an I ain't picky as to where they come from.
I's willin' to work with ya an buy up yer extra cargo for a reasonable price. It ain't matter what it is, I's gotta a place to sell it. It don't matter much where ya are, I's got connections in the area.
If ya know yer gonna 'ave it an ya wanna 'ave me in the area already, great. If not I's willin' to show up at a moments notice just contact me over a secure comm channel.
I's got room fer nearly 3300 units a cargo in my hold an I's always willin' to make a deal.

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Discordianism: the Schroedinger's Cat of religions.