Shift began in New York. All sectors clear. Moved on to California, again, all clear. Moved on to Colorado. You can probably guess what it was like. I fell asleep on the way to Texas, woke up nudging the Battleship Missouri. Hopefully they wont notice its new scratches. Recommend denying all knowledge and blaming on Lane Hackers.
Hopefully the next patrol can at least keep my eyes open.
End of report
' Wrote:Come on, everyone!
Hark, the Bounty Hunters si-ing,
Death to all the pirate kings...
Goals: To be interviewed by Chris Hansen on Dateline NBC.